So: had to teach that Man-thing a thing or two, on this first day of him in my life....
First: I am a belongs in water - dog! Never ever forget that!
Second: My main purpose here in life, is collecting! Collecting informations.
Informations I can get by my nose. See?
...and after collected that, I cover it up, so to say...always
All the time, - and please DO NEVER try to stop me doing just that! Never!
Then: about the car: My clear demands are space and NO bars!
Soft carpets. Food and water, when we are parked.
And a free view of something important...
But: Most of all:
Always bring me to places no dog ever was before!
Give me the challenge!
and: when home.....just after having my dinner, - please do not disturb, - for a while...
I will tell....