There is always a beginning. Right?

So: had to teach that Man-thing a thing or two, on this first day of him in my life....

First: I am a belongs in water - dog! Never ever forget that!

Second: My main purpose here in life, is collecting! Collecting informations. 

Informations I can get by my nose. See?

...and after collected that, I cover it up, so to say...always

All the time,  - and please DO NEVER try to stop me doing just that! Never!

Then: about the car: My clear demands are space and NO bars!

Soft carpets. Food and water, when we are parked.

And a free view of something important...

But: Most of all:

Always bring me to places no dog ever was before! 

Give me the challenge!

and: when home.....just after having my dinner, - please do not disturb, - for a while...

I will tell....